This morning, before school.
Captain JB, age 15: Kay, bye mom.
Me: Wait! It’s pouring rain! I thought you were going to wear a jacket.
Him: No, why would I?
Me: It’s raining.
Him: I spend all day inside, I don’t go outside for recess.
Me: You have to walk to the bus, and wait for the bus.
Him: I’ll be fine.
Me: You’ll be soaked! Take your jacket!
Him: Fine, I will take the jacket and put it in my backpack. Is that alright?
Me, sighing: I guess so. Do you want an umbrella?
Him: Why? I HAVE A JACKET.