(Discussing potential jobs for tweens…)
Me: You could deliver newspapers.
Gal Smiley: Hm, I’m not sure I want to do that.
Captain Jelly Belly: Me neither. You can’t even ride by on your bike and throw them, you have to walk them up to the door!
Gal Smiley: REALLY?
Captain Jelly Belly: It’s true! The movies lied to us.