What It’s Like To Live With a Two-Year-Old

[While we are riding in the car.]

Gal Smiley: When I grow up, I’m going to be an astronaut.

Little Miss Sunshine: Mommy! Mommy!

Me: That’s great, honey! I think you would be an awesome astronaut.

Gal Smiley: It’s very far away, but when I am grown up, I won’t be scared.

Little Miss Sunshine: Mooooooommmmeee!

Me: No, you will do fine. You’ll be great!

Gal Smiley: I will come home any time you want me to. Just tell me and I will come right home.

Little Miss Sunshine: Mommy mommy mommy mommy!

Me: That’s so sweet. I will want you to come home lots and lots.

Gal Smiley: I will bring my phone, so you can call me any time you want.

Little Miss Sunshine: MOMMY! MOMMY!

Me: Will you call me every day? Because I will want you to call me every day.

Gal Smiley: Yes, but will my phone freeze in space?

Little Miss Sunshine: MOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!! MOOOOMMMEEEEE!

Me: As long as you keep it with you in the spaceship, it will be fine. You’ll both be fine.

Gal Smiley: That’s good.

Little Miss Sunshine: MOMMEE MOMMEE MOMMEE MOMMEE!!!!

Me: Yes, Little Miss Sunshine?

Little Miss Sunshine: Um…what are you doing?

I was completely speechless for that one…Sir Monkeypants and I just had to laugh!

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