The other day Captain and Gal were playing Star Wars action figures. Gal likes to be Princess Leia, because she’s smaller than all the other figures and Gal thinks that means that she’s a little girl. Captain likes to be Luke because Luke is his favourite character (but don’t call either of them dreamy, or you will get a very stern look of disapproval).
Gal (talking as Leia): Hi! I’m just a little girl!
Captain: You should go get Han, because he and Leia are going to get married.
Gal (talking as Han): Hi! I just married this little girl!
Captain (talking as Luke): Dude! That’s MY SISTER.
Guess he has the protective sibling thing down. That guy kissing Gal Smiley on the bus better watch out!