Enter The Captain.
Him: Hi mom.
Me: Where is your saxophone?
Him: Oh. Uh oh.
Me: Did you forget it at school?
Him: Yes, but I DID remember it, when I was at my locker after school, but then I realized I’d left my coat in the yard outside at recess, so I had to go get THAT, and then that made me forget my saxophone.
Me: (shakes head until head falls off)
TurtleHead 
My son came home with three lunch bags last Friday. THREE. I didn’t know whether to be happy that all the lunch bags were back home, or angry that he’d lost so many over two weeks.
Note: when all our Tupperware is “found” at the same time, we don’t really have room for it!
That’s… so funny. I mean, you’d think it’s big enough to remember it right? 😆