Enter The Captain.
Him: Hi mom.
Me: Where is your saxophone?
Him: Oh. Uh oh.
Me: Did you forget it at school?
Him: Yes, but I DID remember it, when I was at my locker after school, but then I realized I’d left my coat in the yard outside at recess, so I had to go get THAT, and then that made me forget my saxophone.
Me: (shakes head until head falls off)