A list of things I swore I would never use, because I was going to “age gracefully” and “embrace my natural body” and “be who nature intended me to be,” but which I now use on a regular basis:
Under Eye Concealer
Oil of Olay products (remember how OLD the ladies used to seem in Oil of Olay commercials, when you were a kid?)
Jowl-concealing neck scarves
Can a face lift and tummy tuck be far behind?