Today, Sir Monkeypants and I have been married for 15 years. It’s a long time but it has flown by. Our honeymoon feels like it was a thousand years ago, and yesterday. The kids we were when we got married are long gone, yet they are still there inside. We’re different people now but we both still know each other as all the things we were, and all the things we’ve been in between.
I really like being married to that guy.
In celebration of our anniversary this morning, we both totally forgot, as is 100% typical of us on an annual basis. We both are fighting off a doozy of a cold and I spent most of the morning moaning on the couch while he struggled to get the kids off to school. Just another morning for us. I’ll take 15 more years of them, thank you very much.
I intended to make a lovely post this morning full of in-jokes and love poems and secret messages, but my head is pounding and I need to lie down. So instead I offer him (and you) this list of our 15 favourite movie quotes. Know these, and you can communicate with us even when we’re at our most exclusive twosome level. Happy anniversary, honey.
Tape it! Tape it! It’s taping.
Ho there! Keep your ho there.
You just threw that in the spa.
Don’t you get it? You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
I. AM. AN. FBI. AGENT.
Eorlingas, to me!
Tonight’s key words are “caution” and “flammable.”
Nice shootin’, Tex.
Not even God knows what you’re doing.
I’m behind you, but I’m in front of you.
Fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
You’re sawing the table right now!
It won’t always be like this. [Yes, it will, Roy; yes, it will.]