Captain: Hey Mom, check out this Lego war I am building between the bounty hunters and Jedi. Who do you think will win, the good guys or bad guys?
Me: The good guys.
Captain: Why?
Me: Good always triumphs over evil.
Captain: I should mention that the bad guys have a deep-fried turkey.
Me: What? How is that going to help them?
Captain: Okay, I just said that to be funny. But they do have a sausage.
Me: A sausage.
Captain: Yes.
Me: And what do they need a sausage for?
Captain: In case they get hungry, of course!
Me: Well, I guess that means the bad guys are going to win!
TurtleHead 
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Bahahaha! Great imagination. Sausage is my weapon of choice too. The enemy never sees the mustard coming! Does that make me a bad guy?
LOVE this! A deep-fried turkey?!?
We had deep-fried turkey at a cottage yesterday. The bad guys would have kicked. ass.
Deep fried turkey sounds like a pretty good weapon, but I can see where sausage might be more portable. Good luck anyways good guys!
Yup. There’s nothing funnier than deep-fried turkey.
That is totally logical.