Captain: Hey Mom, check out this Lego war I am building between the bounty hunters and Jedi. Who do you think will win, the good guys or bad guys?
Me: The good guys.
Me: Good always triumphs over evil.
Captain: I should mention that the bad guys have a deep-fried turkey.
Me: What? How is that going to help them?
Captain: Okay, I just said that to be funny. But they do have a sausage.
Me: A sausage.
Me: And what do they need a sausage for?
Captain: In case they get hungry, of course!
Me: Well, I guess that means the bad guys are going to win!