As he’s getting off the school bus yesterday:
Captain Jelly Belly: Mommy, we need to find all the grown up men and ladies in the world and get them to make more babies.
Me: Um….okay. Why, exactly?
Captain Jelly Belly: So people don’t become extinct.
Me: Well, there are lots and lots of people in the world, so that is probably never going to happen. But if it makes you feel better, I will call all the grown ups I know and tell them to make more babies, okay?
Me: But NOT DADDY AND ME. We have already contributed!