While putting the Captain to bed last night:
Sir Monkeypants: Goodnight, Captain.
Captain Jelly Belly: But wait! My monkey needs to say goodnight too!
Sir Monkeypants: Boys who are already in bed are not supposed to talk.
Captain Jelly Belly: That’s just because they don’t have the POWER OF THE FORCE like Obiwan Kenobi.
He’s a force, alright.
Oh dear
Yep, like how do you argue with that? Smart boy.