I’ve been dieting for about six weeks now and I’ve been a little discouraged, but over the past couple of days I finally noticed my pants starting to feel a little loose. So today, since we were going to a party, I looked in my closet to see if I had any smaller pants from my days when I only had extra weight from one baby, instead of two. And there, hanging innocently on my rack of pants-that-are-way-too-tight, were a nice medium-sized pair of stretchy jeans that fit me perfectly. My butt has never looked so good! I feel fashionable, trendy, and actually thin! And plus, with the stretch factor, chasing after my kids is not a problem! They are the epitome of comfort!

I think I may never remove these pants.

I can’t believe they were just there in my closet and I had no idea. They appear to be brand new — I must have bought them between pregnancies but not had a chance to wear them. I could so kick some ass in these pants. While showing off my own hot ass. I rock!

It’s like I went to the mall, and searched every store, and finally found the perfect pair of jeans, but instead, I got to avoid all the crazy crowds and the commissioned salespeople with their, “Can I help you find anything today?” and the parching parching heat and the glare of flurescent lighting. This could be the best day ever!