Me: Man, I keep gaining weight. It must be perimenopause.
Meanwhile, the entirety of today’s food intake:
- three cups of tea with cream
- chocolate chip muffin
- package of arrowroot cookies
- giant bag of popcorn
- crepe with ice cream, cotton candy, and melted chocolate
Life is such a mystery sometimes.
TurtleHead 
Aw damn, did you celebrate my birthday anyway? JEALOUS! I guess once one plans for D Spot, one can’t rightly just *not go*. FWIW I snuck in a pizza today when I was out “running errands”.
The world indeed is such a mystery. Ponder it over a nice treat maybe? 😉