Me: Let’s go downtown to the Art Gallery this afternoon.
Kids, groaning: That’s so boring! Do we have to go! If she stays home, can I stay home?
Me: Whatever. By the way, I have just installed Pokemon Go on my phone.
Kids: We’re in.
Me: Whatever.
Evil laughter.
TurtleHead 
Bwahaha! Mine started yesterday and were out and about peacefully around the ‘hood for over an hour. Pretty sure I can get them to go anywhere in the city with me now!
I still don’t GET Pokemon Go, but I keep on seeing a bunch of people glued to their cellphones, so I assume that’s what they are doing…?