Funnies from the Captain:

After we summarized the opening scene of Return Of The Jedi:

“Why does Jabba freeze Leia and Chewie too, even though only Han lost his luggage?”

After we had a long talk with him about why he could not turn a box into a toy gun:

“Could only one of you talk to me about responsibility? Because it’s really hard to turn my head back and forth like this.”