Over breakfast this morning:
Captain Jelly Belly: Who did the best sleeping last night?
Sir Monkeypants: Well, Gal Smiley was the only one who slept through the night, so she did.
Gal Smiley: Does this mean that I WIN?!?
Sir Monkeypants: You slept well and we are proud of you. It’s not about winning.
Gal Smiley (sighing with disappointment): Is it about having fun?
TurtleHead 
Aw, let her have the best sleeping win. In fact, nake sleeping a daily competition so that everyone gets all stressed out about sleeping soundly through the night and thereby never sleeping properly again.