Yesterday morning, before breakfast:
Me: Ugh, I feel so nauseous this morning.
Sir Monkeypants: Maybe it’s a tumor.*
Me: It’s not a tumor. Don’t say that.
Sir Monkeypants: Maybe…you’re pregnant!
Me: DON’T. EVEN.
Sir Monkeypants: Maybe it’s a tumor?
Me: That’s better.
* A quote from the movie Kindergarten Cop.
TurtleHead 
Ha!
🙂 this makes me want to watch that movie again
Ha! But I hope you’re feeling better 🙂