Five minutes into the drive down to Toronto:

Captain Jelly Belly: Mommy, I see a church!

Gal Smiley: What’s a church?

Captain Jelly Belly: It’s sort of like a house. Only for old people.

Gal Smiley: Really, really, really, really, really old people?

Captain Jelly Belly: No no. Slightly younger than that. Just really, really, really, really old.