Yesterday Captain Jelly Belly was watching me sort the laundry and he asked me this:

“Mommy, when I am all grown up and a daddy and married to Little Miss Sunshine, can I please, please be the one who sorts the laundry?”

And I thought, man, are you going to be a catch for some young lady some day.

He added, “Then I can put all my clothes in just one bin and they won’t have to touch any girl clothes.”

Ah, that’s the five-year-old I know!