Gal Smiley, sighing: I have to get married today.

sirmonkeypants: Oh really? Okay then. Who are you going to marry?

Gal Smiley: Um…a boy.

sirmonkeypants: Does this boy have a name?

Gal Smiley: Um…it’s you!

sirmonkeypants: Oh good! How nice!

Gal Smiley: Now we have to go upstairs to get married.

sirmonkeypants: No, let’s stay down here.

Gal Smiley: NO! We have to go upstairs!!

sirmonkeypants: Hm. I don’t think I can marry someone who is so bossy.