Screw it, I’m keeping turtle_head, unless some fabulous inspiration hits me from the sky. I’m heading over to NaBloPoMo to register right now — let them think what they may. Hell, maybe I’ll even get a few new readers, crazy people with an unhealthy interest in poop. If you’re here looking for poop, then welcome, crazy person!

On a side note, my search for a new ID led me to read many other blogs, the vast majority of them containing less than five posts from more than four years ago. I now realize that I’ve been really spoiled by exposure to the people who are on my friends page — intelligent, witty, and interesting people who know how to tell a good story and how to spell. Here’s a typical post from my recent surfing:

Oh my god, i’m so sorry i haven’t posted here in so long! I’ve got too much homework tomorrow; procrastination has taken over my soul. Wow. The other day (tuesday)I had just looked at the calender for that day, and then thought it was wednesday for some reason. I can’t top yauning for some uknown reason. It’s only 5 past 9, whats going on! Argh!! I think an early night is required. Also I found out my brother is reading this blog and YOU SUCK, but I am having the last laff because I stole his Cold Play CD, ha ha! Tomorrow i am going to a big party at JK’s house and it is going to be grate, I hope that SM is there! More soon, I promise!

You don’t know if I copied that from somewhere, or just made it up, do you?