The scene: Lucas’ mother, who is 8 months pregnant, is in the hospital. She’s been unconscious since Lucas told her that his father, Dan, is the one who shot and killed Keith, the father of the unborn baby and Dan’s own brother. (I know, I know…you’re wondering why the hell you aren’t watching One Tree Hill, aren’t you??) The doctors have previously told Lucas that his mother is suffering from preeclampsia, which is pregnant-lady-high-blood-pressure.

Doctor: We have to do an emergency C-section to deliver the baby.
Lucas: And then my mother will wake up?
Doctor: Then we’ll be able to increase her dosage of antibiotics, which will hopefully help.

Me: Wait wait wait! They don’t use antibiotics to treat preeclampsia! And even if she has something else keeping her comatose, antibiotics aren’t going to help with anything that would cause her to collapse due to a stressful event! She doesn’t even have a fever!
Sir Monkeypants: This isn’t House. They’re trying to kill the mother. Could you let them get on with it in peace, please?
Me: Yes. Thanks for the perspective check. Carry on, fake doctors!