Yesterday, by the end of the day, I had the following identifiable spots on my pants:

• spaghetti sauce
• chocolate icing
• yogurt (not my fault, though — courtesy of Gal Smiley)
• salsa
• tea
• watermelon juice

I believe every meal of the day was represented. It’s a little skewed because I was wearing overalls, so the bib part took a real beating at dinner. But even given the handicap, I’d say it’s a pretty unbreakable record.