Ongoing commentary by and Captain Jelly Belly, during the first watching of Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command:

CJB: There’s Buzz!
SMP: Yes, this is a movie about Buzz.
CJB: Buzz and the fake Buzz! [Editor’s note: Toy Story 2 features a “fake” Buzz Lightyear.]
SMP: No, that is Buzz and his new friend, Warp.
CJB: I only like the real Buzz. Not the fake Buzz.
SMP: This is Buzz and Warp.
CJB: What’s happening now?
SMP: That monster is trying to eat Buzz.
CJB: And the fake Buzz.
SMP: That’s Buzz’s new friend, Warp.
CJB: They’re flying together!
SMP: Yes!
CJB: Woody isn’t in this one.
SMP: No, it’s only about Buzz. Look, that monster only has one eye.
CJB: Where is his other eye?
SMP: I don’t know.
CJB: Look, they’re flying together! Buzz and the fake Buzz!
SMP: Sure.
CJB: Where’s Woody?
SMP: This movie is only about Buzz and his new friend Warp.
CJB: There’s lots of green guys.
SMP: Yes, they are looking for more green guys.
CJB: Why?
SMP: Zurg has them.
CJB: But I don’t like Zurg!
SMP: I don’t either, but let’s see what happens.
CJB: I only like the real Buzz, not the fake Buzz.
SMP: That’s Warp.
CJB: Where’s Woody?

…and so on.