A couple of days ago we were watching men’s curling on TV, the gold medal match between Canada and Finland. This is the name of the Finnish skip:

Markku Uusipaavalniemi

Although I know that looks like I sat Captain Jelly Belly down at the keyboard and let him type some random letters, I am not kidding. Right now the Finnish men’s hockey team is playing for gold and half of their team jerseys have similar vowel-packed last names on them. Those crazy Finns!