A few days ago I got an email from a friend of mine from my Mommy And Baby group. She wanted to know what dates were good for all of us, as she was planning a party — a Fantasia Party. I thought, “Party, good! But that Fantasia thing…sounds XXX.”
And it turns out…it is X-rated! It’s like a Tupperware party, but instead of selling practical containers in functional shapes, they sell cock-rings in five different novelty colours. I don’t know about that. It’s not like I disapprove of such things but if I wanted to buy, say, a pink vibrator with 10 different settings for her pleasure, I’d order it online and have it delivered to my house in a brown paper package. Failing that I might venture out to the local erotica store, but alone, wearing a wide-brimmed hat and sunglasses, and maybe even a Groucho Marx-type nose and fake mustache for good measure.
I certainly don’t see the appeal of shopping for sex toys in the presense of my Mommy friends. I don’t need to be imagining the parents of my kids’ friends rubbing each other with chocolate body paint and playing a game called “Fetish” while wearing his and hers edible underwear.
Crimey…it’s too late.
TurtleHead 
Hummmm, not a yummy mummy party but something that rhymes with that… 😉
I never thought I’d see the day when you used the word cock. My whole day has just been thrown into complete turmoil as a result!
Ditto on what said.
What a weird thing to be invited to, especially from someone in your Moms and Babies group. The babies are not invited, right?
It might be worth it to go for all the LJ posting material you would get out of it. If you do go, don’t buy the vibrator ducky. A friend of mine got one at her bridal shower, and told us later it wasn’t anything to “quack” about.