Me (trying to encourage the Captain to eat something other than bread): Mmmm, I love cottage cheese.

Captain Jelly Belly: No, Mommy, you love me.

Me: Yes, that’s true. I love you the best. You’re number one.

Captain Jelly Belly (rolling eyes): No, Mommy, Thomas [the tank engine] is number one.

I can see my time of being a know-nothing parent has begun!