Today I got a phone call from a Jehovah’s Witness lady who wanted to share her testimony. At first I was pretty put out. Like, you can’t even be bothered to come knocking door to door, wearing suits in 30 degree heat, anymore? But then I was kind of grateful — it was way easier telling the phone lady that I wasn’t interested than turning away someone at my front door. If they could now progress to the level of mass-spam-email, we’d all just be happier. And really, isn’t that what they want for everyone?