Last night I dreamt that I was watching the Candian Country Music Awards. Mike Myers was hosting and Shania Twain was performing. But then it turned out that besides Shania, there were only two people in all Canada who made country music. So even though the show was three hours long, it just featured the three of them performing over and over and winning all the awards. Eventually there were fireworks and the three of them performed together and I turned to Sir Monkeypants and said, “I think I feel a conclusion is at hand.”