Man, I really hate styrofoam packing peanuts. I just got a bowl in the mail — a regular, small cereal bowl — packed in a 1-foot square box filled with peanuts. It took about 30 seconds to get the bowl out of the box, and about 20 minutes to clean up all the peanuts. They’re so static-y, they stick to everything and I eventually resorted to licking them to get them off of my hand and into the garbage bag. Then I had a big bag full of clearly unenvironmentally-friendly trash that I had to triple-bag to prevent the damn things from getting out and sticking to the counter, my legs, and my hair all over again.

They suck!